Once upon a time in the 90s there was a show called Cop Rock.
We ripped off Cop Rock because cops rock.
Cop Rock a cop rock opera.
Cop Rock COPS ROCK!
Track Name: Mustache Bache
Hey, girl, I see you in there. I know what you're thinking. Who is that man parked outside of my house? What is that on his lip and why am I so attracted to it?
It's a mustache baby. I grew it for you. HI DIDDLY DEE ARE THOSE THINGS FOR ME?
Step into my office AKA my van. Don't be shy you can hold my hand. Every single hair that is on my lip, I grew it for you not to be hip. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good creeping on through your neighborhood. I'm a midnight marauder, don't tell your father that I got you on a spell like Harry Potter.
I GOT A MUSTACHE BABY. You can ride it tonight.
I GOT A MUSTACHE BABY. Ain't no end in sight.
I GOT A MUSTACHE BABY. And it's all yours.
I GOT A MUSTACHE BABY. Why don't you hop on board.
My face has a saddle for you to straddle. My stache is your steed, ride into battle. You gallup on my face as our hearts race. Whoops that's your butt, move back into place.